Not Dead Yet of the Day: In response to greatly exaggerated Twitter rumors of his demise, Jon Bon Jovi took to his Band’s Facebook page to reassure fans that he is alive
and welland in New Jersey.
I would very much like
that I was going...heaven anyway but if it looks like Jersey then I’m hopping a fast...
Yeah, this is only the second time people thought he was dead….except that NOW we have the internet to fact check things...
Much as I love Jon, gotta say, if Heaven looks like NJ, then I’m opting...go south when...
BON JOVI LET ME LOVE YOU
DIRTY JERZ IS FOREVER
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahaha oh
If NJ is Heaven, I’ll take the express across the River Styx, please & thank you.
one of the reasons I got divorced.
AMEN SISTER. You will never find a prouder population than the residents of NJ. FUCK YOU, REST OF AMERICA. (Kidding, I...